The Treats No Trick-or-Treaters Want
Good ole Charlie Brown gets another rock!
It’s that time of year again when little ghouls, goblins, witches, and monsters all come out in search of chocolate sweets. Yup, it’s Halloween once more! Who can forget the anticipation, the thrill of dressing up, and the big booty at the end of the night? It’s the most wonderful time of the year, right behind Christmas. Since this is a night for kids and candy, I thought I’d scare up a top ten list of worst candy to give out to trick-or-treaters. If you give out candy this Halloween, this is the list to avoid:
1. Toothbrush – This is the worst non-candy treat a person could give a kid. Halloween is all about sweets and chocolate. Who wants to be reminded that they have to brush their teeth? Could you find a more utilitarian treat? This is akin to getting socks and underwear for Christmas. It’s a big no-no.
2. Pennies – I really want to know who thought that this was a good idea. What is someone going to do with a few pennies or a couple of nickels? Did you confuse my outfit for a piggy bank? What a total rip-off. I bet people who give pennies to trick-or-treaters are the same people who tell waiters how wonderful they are and then leave a $2.00 tip on a $45.00 tab. If you’re too cheap to give out candy, then turn your lights out and pretend you’re not home… Continue reading