Top Ten Failed Urinal Screen Scents

urinal_screen_with_deodorant_blockFor some reason at work today, we were talking about the urinal screens we sell and the weird scents that they are available in, like Cherry, Green Apple, and Bubble Gum. Yes, I said “Bubble Gum.” (For those gals who do not know what a urinal is, it’s like a wall mounted toilette that gays pee into.)  

Well this got us thinking about other weird scents for urinal screens and with a little help from a couple of my coworkers, I’ve come up with:

Top Ten Urinal Screen Scents That Didn’t Quite Make It

10. Port-o-potty
9. Monkey Cage
8. Frat Party
7. Cigarette Butt
6. Back Alley
5. Homeless Man
4. Sports Arena Parking Lot
3. Subway Stair Well
2. Coors Lite

And the number 1 failed urinal screen scent is:

1. Brussel Sprouts

There you have the top ten failed scents.

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17 thoughts on “Top Ten Failed Urinal Screen Scents

  1. Mystery Man says:

    good to know i’,m not the only that thinks of stuff like this…lol although i would switch cigarette butts with brussel sprouts

  2. Brandy says:

    If these failed how come the urinals still smell this way? Why yes I’ve been in a man’s room…and never, ever has one smelled like bubble gum.

    Just sayin’…

  3. Jaina says:

    You know how long it took me to figure out what you were talking about? I read “urine” instead of “urinal” and was sitting here trying to figure out why anyone would want to scent a urine sample. Yeah. Lunch time anyone?

  4. MakingMoney says:

    Too funny, but do brussel Sprouts smell that bad, lol? Haven’t ate those in years, he, he! It’s a toss up between 10, 7, and 3 for the worst from me.

    Naye

  5. TuTu's Bliss says:

    I thought they DO smell like that!

    Invent the “BEER” candle or “Wiff of Strip Joint” or “Porn Star” and I know several men that would want to invest.

  6. TuTu's Bliss says:

    I thought they DO smell like that!

    Invent the “BEER” candle or “Wiff of Strip Joint” or “Porn Star” and I know several men that would want to invest.

  7. Meg says:

    I don’t think I would want my toilet to smell like anything. Yuck.

    But have you ever thought that urinals need a back up bowl? For some reason guys can’t aim right and its never in the bowl(Manswers) so having a back up bowl would come in handy!

  8. JD at I Do Things says:

    Did you mean “it’s like a wall mounted toilette that GUYS pee into”? Or do only gays use urinals? I have a lot to learn, apparently.

    😉

    I’m so glad to be a girl and not have to worry about peeing into a bubble-gum-scented . . . thing. What is even the point of the screen? To keep from splashing?

    Did you know that the British pronounce it “UR-EYE-NUHL”? There you go.

  9. I was at Smokey Bones the other day and saw the greatest invention I have ever seen! It was a football field goal post with a football attached to urinal screen in the urinal and it was genius! Guys aim at it while relieving themselves. You have to see it yourself, the website of the company that makes them is at http://www.direct-aim.com and every sports bar should have these!

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