November 14, 2008 by MrBlueSkies
Why not? Everyone and everything is going green so why not green zip bags for your sandwiches? It’s a pretty clever idea. Simply put your finished sandwich in the bag, zip it closed, and put it in your lunch carrier. In fact, it’s just what you would normally do EXCEPT it now looks like a nasty, moldy sandwich that’s been sitting around for a week or two. Only you know it isn’t.
Fool your friends — fool your family — fool that jerk-off poor hungry soul at work who is forced to steal your lunch because they don’t pay him/her/it enough to afford his/her/its own lunch. (Like they pay you any more, right?) Anyway, all’s fair in love and war and 60 minute lunch breaks. Thank SKForlee.com for coming up with this cleverly gross lunch protection. Now would someone make fake out-of-date yogurt labels that smell like sour ass so that creep will stop eating my yogurts, too?