September 6, 2008 by MrBlueSkies
I am always on the look out for new, unusual, and totally outrageous products so when I came across these Security Briefs, I almost wet myself. But I don’t have to with the already built-in skid mark!
Yes, that’s right! Now you can store your valuables, your other valuables, in your tighty whiteys and protect them with a skid mark. What an oxymoron! Normally guys want you to find the valuables they store in their undies. It’s the perfect hiding place. It’s stupid. It’s gross. And it’s the perfect guy gift.
Security briefs are available at all the best websites, like As Seen on TV Guys.com, stupid.com, and Baron Bob.com for as little as $5.95. Who knew cleverness could be so cheap. But don’t take my word, just check out the high quality video below created by the folks who make Security Briefs. And if that doesn’t convince you, you probably thought that Blades of Glory sucked too.